Showing posts with label college. Show all posts
Showing posts with label college. Show all posts

Saturday, April 16, 2011

Senioritis? What Senioritis?


I may or may not have missed 2 of 5 pop quizzes in my last religion class because basketball, dates, and photoshoots took priority. Now, I have a killer final that I have to do well on or my Wednesday nights this semester were for nothing. So while Summer-Jayme says "wing it!", Responsible-Jayme is panicking a little.

Points for SJ: 7
Late Night Photo Scavenger Hunt (52 pts! 1 pt)
Barrett posting procrastination fodder on my wall (1 pt)
Trolling the used bookstore (1 pt)
Bikinis on the porch for hours (1 pt)
Insanity double dose workout (2 pt)
Buffet with Elly, Mexules, and Enoch (1 pt)

Points for RJ: .5
Looked over flashcards with Elly (1 pt)... while sunbathing (- .5)

Thursday, January 6, 2011

I know you know that I'm not telling the truth


BYU won the Psych College Campus wars!

You know you're an elementary education major when:


1. You sincerely miss tests but can write a 10-page paper in under an hour.

2. You walk into a religion classroom and aren't sure whether you're feeling the spirit or if your under-stimulated hormones are just screaming "ohmygosh, TESTOSTERONE!"

3. Early morning, 10-class semesters are standard...yet you still can't fit in the guitar class you want to take.

4. Your professors are totally huggable...even when they are laughing in your face about how stressed out/poor/neurotic you are going to be for the rest of your life next few months.

5. You've been offered a free python by Miss. Frizzle.

6. On the first day, you already know the names of all the people in your class, as well as their complete dating history, family, hobbies, and what they wanted to be growing up.

7. Dot dot step slide reverse pedal pedal dot.

8. You have walked out of an institute class on account of poor teaching.

9. Your professors spend half the class period giving detailed explanations about how they taught the other half of the class period.

10. You still get excited about Book Orders.

*I am now required by law professors to write in my blog three to four times a week. Inanity is guaranteed.