Dear Sixth Grade Girls,
No, I don't want to marry all of your older brothers, especially not "right now". You sounded a little rabid and I'm not sure your brothers would appreciate being auctioned into a he-harem.
In the meantime, feel free to keep comparing me to Scarlett Johansson in Iron Man 2. I don't actually look anything like her but for some reason it makes you respect me more.
Looking forward to a fabulous month with you,
Miss Not-Your-Brother's-Last-Name

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